2011年9月4日 星期日

Ages...Age...Aging...and hair loss...

Hoy imaginary readers.

I don't remember much about the things I've written about, because it's been AGES since I've last written here. There is one thing I remember though, my extremely dedicated and equally supportive imaginary audience!

Thank you for being with me and staying around while I've been taking the longest toilet break. You guys are the best. (Yeah, I'm a sad individual.)

Anyways, much has changed since my last blog. Too much to blab about in a single round of words, so I won't even bother telling you about my average life.

There is something I want to rant about though and it's hair loss. ________________ (please fill in the blank with whichever central character of religion you believe in)was probably feeling particularly cruel and decided to plague mankind with this disgusting problem. Why have man own hair and then take it away from them? Why? Why on Earth would you do that?

Blah...thinking about hair loss is making me sick. You've probably guessed, a person can only hate something so much if it's part of their life. Yes, I'm losing hair. I hate to admit it, but I'd rather admit it to you guys, my supportive group of "non-existants". I think I just made up the perfect word. "Non-existants", wow, the entire imaginary community and their respective "Imaginers" can thank me for my creativeness.

On a side note, I've removed all FOUR or my wisdom teeth. I'm officially a moron. Got no wisdom, nada. That's probaly why I can't think of anything worth writing about to write. So I'm going to wrap it up and call it a blog.

Goodnight my attached group of non-existants. See you soon

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