Starting the week with Peta

Hoy internetters. It is Monday. Hur-"F"ing-ray!
I know you guys must be just as ecstatic as I am because I'm sure all of you imaginary people(who I pretend are reading my blog) must love your imaginary jobs, whatever it is that the made-up population does.
I wonder what imaginary people do...
Is there a police force? Do they sit at office desks like I do?
I wonder if...I'm sorry, it's Monday. Forgive my stupidity.

Yesterday I went to the bookstore.
Before I go on about the books that I bought, I must rant about the state of bookstores here in Asian Las Vegas.
The number of bookstores here in Macau is extremely insufficient.
What's even worse is that a HUGE chunk of the number of these bookstore do not sell English books, or sell very little amounts of them(not to mention that some of them may be as old as my great-granny).
So anyways, I went to one of the endangered bookstores in search of two books that I had my eyes on for a while now.
One of them is "1001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader", by the witty and very funny Cary McNeal.
If you've never heard of him you should definitely check out his blog at,
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/ .
I won't go on talking about his book here, because...
1. He did not pay me.
2. If I type anything out of his book, I might have to pay him.
But, be sure to check it out if you have time and want to read something "different".

The other book, is the already very famous "The Lost Symbol" by Dan Brown.
the reason I've waited all this time to get my hands on a copy is because, well, honestly an average guy like me, doesn't really care if it's a hard cover book or a soft one. I care about the words and the money I save waiting for the soft cover.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some reading to do.
Have a great week my imaginary friends.