2010年7月29日 星期四

Hello world..

Hoy internetters. Today is the 30th of July 2010, I just read an article on the internet telling people how to make money through the internet and I came across "blogging". Ridiculously enough, right after reading it, I wanted to open a blog. Yeah, I know what your thinking, I'm not going to make a penny from this. Well honestly, I don't really care, it felt good to listen to bullshit on the internet.
By the way, just in case you were wondering here's the link: http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/how-to-tech/5-ways-to-make-money-on-internet2.htm
Accha(alright in Hindi), my name is Peta. I pronounce it Peter, but i spell it Peta. Awesome huh? I have the same name as the animal rights association known for naked women! I'm kidding I love the guys over at PETA and what they're doing for animals. Please, keep making posters of naked women, sex sells, and sex also keeps men paying attention to what you're trying to say, trust me. I got side tracked. My name is Peta. I live in the Asian Las Vegas, Macao. If you have never heard of it, it's right beside Hong Kong, and we make more money than Vegas itself. Cha Ching! That kinda sounds Chinese...Cha Ching!
I kinda like the hang of this. Telling an imaginary audience about my average life. That's all for now, I'm sorry if I bored you, imaginary audience members, the first time is always awkward. It's like having sex, the first time it's always "I hope this isn't the wrong hole?"


That was an awful metaphor........awkward.....

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