Window views from my ordinary eyes

Hoy internetters.
Today is a Saturday, the weather is nice and I'm at home blogging.
My life is so exciting.

But...not all is lost! I have you guys right? Guys?
It is my second day on blogger and my world is just as dead and lonely as it was yesterday.
Can anyone please tell me how to exchange my imaginary audience with real people?
Oh, I'm sorry... I hope I didn't hurt the feelings of my imaginary readers, they are the only ones here after all.
No offense guys, you guys are great. The only problem is you never comment.

Accha, today was just like any other Saturday. WORK.
I sat at my desk looking out the window and realized what an amazing view I had.

I don't think I'll ever be able to buy an apartment with a view like this.
Land is expensive here in Asian Las Vegas. Any ordinary salary would NOT allow you to buy even a mediocre place to live.
At least I get a view like this from my office cubicle.
For a view like this, an average guy like me can only hope.

Maybe he can help...

Enough ranting for a day...

My new iPhone 4!

Hoy internetters. My colleague gave me an iPhone 4 today! Oh yeah, I'm hyped!
When I saw it, I was blown away. So without further ado, it is my honor to present to you, my new iPhone!



Nice huh? Eye + Phone + 4. It's amazing. I died in laughter and then reincarnated because I missed my new play thing too much. I'm going to use it everyday, don't be jealous my imaginary friends.

Hello world..

Hoy internetters. Today is the 30th of July 2010, I just read an article on the internet telling people how to make money through the internet and I came across "blogging". Ridiculously enough, right after reading it, I wanted to open a blog. Yeah, I know what your thinking, I'm not going to make a penny from this. Well honestly, I don't really care, it felt good to listen to bullshit on the internet.
By the way, just in case you were wondering here's the link: http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/how-to-tech/5-ways-to-make-money-on-internet2.htm
Accha(alright in Hindi), my name is Peta. I pronounce it Peter, but i spell it Peta. Awesome huh? I have the same name as the animal rights association known for naked women! I'm kidding I love the guys over at PETA and what they're doing for animals. Please, keep making posters of naked women, sex sells, and sex also keeps men paying attention to what you're trying to say, trust me. I got side tracked. My name is Peta. I live in the Asian Las Vegas, Macao. If you have never heard of it, it's right beside Hong Kong, and we make more money than Vegas itself. Cha Ching! That kinda sounds Chinese...Cha Ching!
I kinda like the hang of this. Telling an imaginary audience about my average life. That's all for now, I'm sorry if I bored you, imaginary audience members, the first time is always awkward. It's like having sex, the first time it's always "I hope this isn't the wrong hole?"


That was an awful metaphor........awkward.....